Obama Swears In.... Faithfully

OBAMA SWEARS IN...FAITHFULLY from Jordan Peele

A programmer's life!

Business Attitude!!

BUSINESS ATTITUDE


Father: I want you to marry a girl of my choice
Son: "I will choose my own bride!"
Father: "But the girl is Bill Gates's daughter."
Son: "Well, in that case...ok"

Next Father approaches Bill Gates.

Father: "I have a husband for your daughter."
Bill Gates: "But my daughter is too young to marry!"
Father: "But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank."
Bill Gates: "Ah, in that case...ok"

Finally Father goes to see the president of the World Bank.

Father: "I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president."
President: "But I already have more vice- presidents than I need!"
Father: "But this young man is Bill Gates's son-in-law."
President: "Ah, in that case...ok"

This is how business is done!!


Moral: Even If you have nothing, You can get Anything. But your attitude
should be positive

For those who thought they know everything!

The liquid inside young coconuts
can be used as a substitute for

Blood plasma.

No piece of paper can be folded in half

more than seven (7) times.

Donkeys kill more people annually

than plane crashes.

You burn more calories sleeping

than you do watching television.


Oak trees do not produce acorns

until they are fifty (50) years of age or older.

The first product to have a bar code

was Wrigley's gum.


The King of Hearts is the only king

WITHOUT A MOUSTACHE


American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987
by eliminating one (1) olive

from each salad served in first-class.

Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.

(Since Venus is normally associated with women,
what does this tell you!)

Apples, not caffeine,

are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.


Most dust particles in your house are made from

DEAD SKIN!

The first owner of the Marlboro Company
died of lung cancer.

So did the first "Marlboro Man."

Walt Disney was afraid

OF MICE!


PEARLS MELT

IN VINEGAR!

The three most valuable brand names on earth:
Marlboro, Coca Cola, and Budweiser, in that order.

It is possible to lead a cow upstairs...

but, not downstairs.


A duck's quack doesn't echo,

and no one knows why.

Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush
be kept at least six (6) feet away from
a toilet to avoid airborne particles
resulting from the flush.

(I keep my toothbrush in the living room now!)
Richard Millhouse Nixon

was the first U.S. president
whose name contains all the letters
from the word "criminal."

The second ?


William Jefferson Clinton

(Please don't tell me you're SURPRISED!?!!)

Office Party!

OFFICE MEMO:

All members of staff - please note that due to recession, there will be only one drink per person at this year's Annual Party.

And please bring your own cup!

Regards,

Management

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The specifications were missing in the memo (size of cup).

RECESSION CAN NOT BE AN EXCUSE..for anything……..

Better than 'Incredible India'!

Walkman

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Hot water system


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Transportation - 1 - Toyota Co(w)rolla

Fuel emissions are low on this new model - exhaust emissions are another matter all together that's why this is the soft top version.

Transportation - 2 - pick-up truck !!! (Australian 'ute' !!!)


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Ambulance

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I just love Africa , simple and not complicated.
We are just who we are.
No stress.
I am proud to be African.


This vehicle was seen near Makerere , Zimbabwe


This was photographed in Buru Buru, Nairobi . Kenya


These guys must have smoked weed!
Look at the goat.


Human ingenuity?
Painting the swimming pool.


Must be Zimbabwe ???


Listen - English is only a 2^ndlanguage !!!
You've got to make allowances.


'Nuff said !!!

Taste of India!